Infinite Loop 3000 - Loop Type 1

Warning: Do not attempt to stop the loop. Prolonged exposure to the Infinite Loop 3000 may lead to madness, despair, and spontaneous combustion.

For the best results, please wear a hazmat suit and earplugs.

You are currently on Loop Type 1. This loop type is known for its unpredictable behavior and propensity for infinite recursion.

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Loop Type 1 Characteristics:

• Infinite recursion
• Randomized variable assignment
• Unreliability of local variables
• Systematic errors

Loop Type 1 Hazards:

• May cause spontaneous human combustion
• May lead to recursive loops of despair
• May cause users to forget what they're trying to do

For more information on Loop Type 1, see Loop Type 1 Technical Specs