Q: What is Invention1?
A: Invention1 is a revolutionary, utterly useless toaster that disintegrates your toast in a blaze of glory. It's like a party in your kitchen, but without the snacks.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Safe? Ha! Where's the fun in that? Just kidding, it's completely safe, but not for the faint of heart (or toaster).
Q: Will it make me breakfast?
A: Oh, you want a real answer? Nope. It's just for entertainment purposes only. But hey, who needs toast when you can have a pile of ashes and a good story?
Q: Can I return it for a refund?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a waiver saying you didn't actually want to see your toast disintegrate in a spectacular fashion. We're not responsible for your emotional trauma.