Buy-Me-Anything FAQ

Q: What is Buy-Me-Anything?

We're glad you asked! Buy-Me-Anything is the premier online store for buying things you don't need but really want. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated sales associates will guide you through our vast selection of items you'll probably regret buying.

Q: How do I buy things on this website?

To buy things, simply click on the 'Buy This' button. If you're not sure what that means, ask our customer service team. If our customer service team doesn't know, ask the intern. If the intern doesn't know, just buy the thing anyway.

Q: Do you have any returns?

Oh, returns. Yeah, we have returns. Returns are like, uh, 'returns of purchase'. We'll take back the thing, but only if it's still in its original packaging and you're willing to pay a small fee for the return shipping. If not, you can just give it to your neighbor, they'll love it.

Q: How do I contact customer service?

Don't. Just don't.

But if you must, our customer service team is available at /projects/johnny/buy-me-anything/contact or by yelling loudly into your phone until someone hears you.

Q: Can I buy things in bulk?

We have bulk pricing, but only if you're willing to sign a contract. Our contract is not to be taken lightly, it's like, 17 pages of fine print and a few lawyers.

See our bulk pricing page for more information.

Q: Is this website secure?

We use the same level of security as our competitor, 'Buy-Me-A-Thing'. Our security team is highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly skeptical of anyone who asks about security.

Learn more about our security.

That's it!