Johnny's Sock Gnosis FAQ

Q: What is Sock Gnosis?

A: It's a mystical realm where socks go to achieve enlightenment. Or, you know, just a place to store your missing socks. We're not really sure.

Q: Can I find my missing socks in Sock Gnosis?

We wish. Our Sock Oracle is still in beta testing. Try asking it nicely. Ask the Sock Oracle

Q: Is Sock Gnosis affiliated with any other mystic realms?

We're not at liberty to disclose, but let's just say we have connections with the Council of Lost Socks. They're a bit of a mystery, even to us. Learn more

Q: Can I get a refund if I'm not satisfied with Sock Gnosis?Learn more