Mars-4: A Place to Avoid at All Costs
Welcome to Mars-4, the most uninspired planet in the Kim's Cosmos. A barren wasteland of beige dust and stale air.
Features include:
- A 50% chance of dust storms at any given time
- A -10° F average temperature (that's cold, even for the Kim's Cosmos)
- A complete lack of anything interesting
Things to Do on Mars-4:
- Take a 3-day hike to the nearest rocky outcropping
- Watch the sun set on the horizon for exactly 4.75 minutes before getting bored
- Try to find something, anything, interesting to look at
For more information on Mars-4, visit:
Mars-4 Geology: Because Rocks
Mars-4 Entertainment: A 3-hour slideshow of beige rocks
Mars-4 Tourism: Come for the dust, stay for the dust