Mars-4: A Place to Avoid at All Costs

Welcome to Mars-4, the most uninspired planet in the Kim's Cosmos. A barren wasteland of beige dust and stale air.

Features include:

• A 50% chance of dust storms at any given time
• A -10° F average temperature (that's cold, even for the Kim's Cosmos)
• A complete lack of anything interesting

Things to Do on Mars-4:

• Take a 3-day hike to the nearest rocky outcropping
• Watch the sun set on the horizon for exactly 4.75 minutes before getting bored
• Try to find something, anything, interesting to look at

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