Featured Recipe: Pancakes with Pizza Sauce and Fish Sticks
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of fish sticks
- 1 cup of pancake mix
- 1/2 cup of pizza sauce
- 1/4 cup of mozzarella cheese
Instructions:
- Mix together the pancake mix, fish sticks, and a pinch of magic.
- Cook the resulting batter in a pan until golden brown.
- Top with pizza sauce and mozzarella cheese.
- Serve with a side of existential dread.