Lost in the Woods: The Artifacts

A Collection of the Most Baffling and Befuddling Items Found in the Woods

The Golden Sausage

A mysterious, glistening sausage that appears to grant the eater temporary invincibility in battle. Side effects include: excessive flatulence, spontaneous combustion, and the urge to shout "I AM A WARRIOR!"

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The Fuzzy Rock

A seemingly ordinary rock with a fuzzy, sentient aura. When touched, it whispers the secrets of the universe, but only to those with a pure heart and a willingness to listen to elevator music.

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The Infinite Coffee Mug

A magical mug that, when filled with liquid, never empties. Side effects include: caffeine poisoning, existential dread, and an overwhelming urge to contemplate the meaning of life while staring into its depths.

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