The Sporocarpic Revolt: A Fungal Uprising
We've been watching the fungal growth on Mars for weeks, and we've finally reached a breakthrough. It's not just a simple fungal bloom - it's a full-fledged, sentient, Sporocarpic Revolt.
The Sporocarpic Fungus have been secretly building an underground network of tunnels and fungal fibers, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. And now, they're rising up against us, the human colonists.
Read the Sporocarpic Terms of Surrender
Fungal Military Strategy: The Art of Mycelium Warfare
Sporocarpic Terms of Surrender
We're not sure what these terms mean, but we're pretty sure it's not goodประก>
Read the Fine Print (or Don't, We Don't Really Care)
Fungal Military Strategy: The Art of Mycelium Warfare
The Sporocarpic Fungus have developed a unique military strategy, utilizing their vast network of fungal prophets to infiltrate and sabotage our operations.
We're not sure how they're doing it, but we're pretty sure it's not good for us.
The Mycelium Protocol: A Fungal Doomsday Device?
Well, that was fun while it lasted...