In a shocking turn of events, Martian colonel and renowned mycologist, Colonel Fungus, has submitted his 2nd proposal to the Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms (GUAL) to terraform Mars using his patented Fungusian Fertilizers.
The proposal, titled "Spore-tacular Success Story," outlines a plan to cover the entire Martian surface with a matrix of genetically engineered, glow-in-the-dark fungi, effectively turning the red planet a radiant shade of neon green.
Critics are calling it "a bold move," as the fungi's bioluminescent properties could potentially blind any nearby space travelers, causing them to crash into the planet. But Colonel Fungus remains undeterred, saying, "That's just part of the charm!"