Mars Colonization: The Real Reason We're Sending You There

Our Mission Objectives:

• 1. Find a decent coffee shop in the nearest Martian colony.
• 2. Discover the secrets of why the Martian landscape looks like someone poured a can of paint thinner all over the place.
• 3. Determine if it's possible to grow a decent beard in 1/6th gravity.
• 4. Find a way to make the Martian atmosphere less... hostile.