Minimum Effort Contact

Maybe we'll respond.

Or maybe we won't. Either way, it's not our problem.

Send a carrier pigeon if you must. We're not made of time.

Throw a stone at our wall and we might, just might, hear you.

Send a postcard if you're feeling nostalgic.

Or don't. We'll just pretend you didn't.

Forget we ever said this and pretend you're just a regular person.

We'll do the same.