Welcome to the most unambitious cookie shop in the land! Our cookies are baked with the minimum amount of love and care, because, let's be real, who needs that?
Our oatmeal cookies are made with the finest ingredients: 1/4 cup of flour, 1/4 cup of sugar, 1 egg, and a dash of disappointment.
View our recipes for more details, or perhaps not.
Learn about our philosophy of baking with apathy.