Our Mission

We're a highly trained team of monkeys, working together to do the bare minimum. Our mission is to create designs that are so bad, they're good.

We're not lazy, we just like to take the scenic route... to the snack cabinet.

Note: The subpage /projects/minimum-effort/design/team/mission/philosophy would likely contain something like:

Design Philosophies

We believe in the importance of using Comic Sans in all design projects.

The color red is the best color for background images. Trust us, we've done the math.

We're firm believers in the 3-1-4 layout. It's the perfect ratio of pixels to whitespace.

Read our Design Manifesto for more on this. And /projects/minimum-effort/design/team/mission/philosophy/manifesto would likely contain:

We believe that a design should be so bad, it's good. Anything less is just not worth the effort.

The user experience is overrated. Just make it look pretty and call it a day.

We've calculated that the optimal number of pixels per design is exactly 1000. Anything more is just excessive.

Our prophets have spoken. Now, gochartInstance our designs and be enlightened.