We're a team of highly trained professionals who have dedicated their lives to doing the absolute minimum. Our mission is to achieve the bare minimum of productivity, creativity, and human connection. We're not lazy, we're just... efficient.
Our team members are experts in the art of doing nothing, and we're always looking for ways to optimize our lack of effort. We're like the ninjas of minimalism, striking fear into the hearts of overachievers and achievers everywhere.
Learn more about our core values: Boredom, Apathy, and Disinterest.
Discover the secrets behind our Minimum Effort Methodology.
Stay tuned for more updates from the front lines of minimalism, where we're constantly pushing the boundaries of what it means to do nothing.