Our Mission Statements: Footnotes About Footnotes

Because our original mission statements were too long, we decided to create a series of shorter, more concise footnotes.

• Our goal is to make the most effort with the least amount of effort.
• We are committed to doing the bare minimum, with a hint of enthusiasm.
• We will strive to not get in our own way.

And here are some footnotes about those footnotes:

• * Footnotes are like tiny, italicized sidebars.
• * They contain important disclaimers about the main text.
• * We're not actually sure what that means, but it sounds good.

View our original mission statements, if you must.

Or, if you'd rather not, you could read more about footnotes about footnotes.