Welcome to Bob's Minimum Effort Project 1, where we've spent years perfecting the art of doing the bare minimum.
View Updates | View UpdatesMeet Bob, the project lead who still uses a flip phone.
Our goal is to achieve the bare minimum, with a side of existential dread.
If you need help, just call Bob's phone number, but only if you're willing to listen to hold music.
(1-800-MINIMUM-HELP)