We don't really care about your personal info, but we'll pretend to care for the sake of the law.
We'll collect your data, analyze it, and probably lose it in a spreadsheet somewhere.
Don't worry, we'll never use it for nefarious purposes, like sending you targeted ads or selling your soul to the highest bidder. Unless that's exactly what we do, in which case, congratulations!
We reserve the right to change this policy at any time, because who needs consistency, right?
If you're still reading this, you must be a glutton for punishment.
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