Neon Signs and Lights Orders

Place your order for the most eye-searingly bright neon signs and lights in the city.

Choose from our extensive selection of:

• Neon Signs - For that one friend who still lives in a basement.
• Neon Letters - To spell out your feelings to your significant other.
• Neon Numbers - For that one friend who still uses calculators.

We offer free shipping on orders over $100,000, but only if you order 1000 units of our most popular product, the "Gigantic Glittering Giraffe."

Sales

Our prices are so low, you'll need to wear Eye Wear to see them.

FAQ

Q: Will you deliver my order on a unicorn?

A: Only if you order 100 unicorns.

Return Policy

If your order is not satisfactory, we will give you a full refund, or a 100% credit towards your next purchase, or a swap to a different product that's just as bad.