Parallel Universe Traveler's Handbook

Interdimensional Exchange Rules
  1. Rule 1: Do not attempt to eat anything that looks like a sentient being. (Learn more)
  2. Rule 2: Never, ever, ever trust a portal that's also selling 'discounted' socks. (Read the fine print)
  3. Rule 3: In the event of interdimensional collision, always prioritize the safety of your dimensional anchors. (Download the Anchor Safety Guide)
  4. Rule 4: When encountering a talking pineapple, do not try to negotiate a trade. They are not as trustworthy as they seem. (Pineapple Diplomacy 101)
  5. Rule 5: In case of interdimensional identity crisis, refer to the Official Balthazar Guide to Parallel Universe Self-Discovery. (Get your identity back)
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