Dear Balthazar's Complaints Department,
We, the inhabitants of the Parallel Universe, are writing to express our deepest frustrations with the scheduling system in place.
It seems that the scheduling system has been malfunctioning since the Great Time-Traveling Heist of 2020, causing us to experience Temporal Paradox Syndrome, a condition characterized by spontaneous reappearances of the same day on repeat, ad infinitum.
In short, we can't tell time from timelessness. Help us, Balthazar, help us!