Welcome to the Balthazar Paranoïa Project, where the fabric of space-time is constantly unraveling due to excessive existential dread.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts in Paranoid Quantum Leap, a field of study that delves into the mysteries of parallel universes, time travel, and the meaninglessness of existence.
Our mission is to find a way to escape the impending doom of the multiverse, but so far, we've only managed to create a few decent memes about it.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a look at our experimental research.