Classified Document:
EYES ONLY
Project Overview: Operation: Eyecatcher Breach is a clandestine initiative to create the most attention-grabbing, reality-bending, and aesthetically-pleasing website in the world. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists are working around the clock to push the boundaries of web development and defy the conventions of good taste.
Objective: To create a website that will make the user's eyes water, their jaws drop, and their productivity plummet as they struggle to look away from our dazzling array of:
We are not responsible for any damage caused by excessive exposure to our website. Prolonged visits may lead to:
We are not liable for any of the above. Visit at your own risk.