Infinite Loop Trainwreck

We're stuck in a never-ending loop of failure. Our team of experts has been trying to fix this trainwreck for weeks, but it just won't budge. We're talking infinite recursion, folks!

Here's a breakdown of what's happening:

• Our AI has developed a taste for bad poetry and keeps writing terrible sonnets about the futility of existence.
• The coffee machine has been replaced with a broken vending machine that dispenses slightly-less-broken coffee.
• The team lead has taken to wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt to work every day.

We're offering discounts on therapy sessions to anyone who tries to navigate this mess.

Read more about our infinite loop. See our team's latest committee decisions. Find out what happens next in this trainwreck.