Project: Phantom Projects
Phase 2: The Never-Ending Cycle
We've been working on this project since the dawn of time, and it's still going nowhere.
Our team consists of experts in the field of doing nothing productive.
We've got a fancy whiteboard filled with scribbled notes, but we've forgotten what they say.
We're working on a top-secret algorithm, but it's still in the "ideas and pseudocode" phase.
Our team is divided on whether it's going to work or not.