Programmers: The Most Likely to Fail

We're a team of highly skilled individuals who are 99.9% likely to get the job done, but not 100%. Our team includes:

• John, The Guy Who Spent 5 Hours Writing a Simple To-Do List App
• Emily, The One Who Thinks She's a Hacker
• Steve, The 30-Year-Old Intern
• Alex, The Guy Who Still Uses Notepad++

Our mission is to provide the most innovative, yet utterly useless, solutions to the world's most complex problems. Because, why not?