Q: What is the Selfie Toaster 3000?
A: It's a toaster that takes selfies of your toast, because why not?
A: Magic. We can't tell you more, but let's just say it involves advanced toaster engineering and a dash of wizardry.
A: No. Don't be ridiculous. That's what the minimalist toaster is for.
prophets/Meet the Prophets of the toaster world. prophets/Steve Johnson's take on the Selfie Toaster 3000.