Behold, the Selfie Toaster 3000: a toaster that not only toasts bread, but also prints your selfies onto the toast. Because who needs actual human interaction when you can have a 3D-printed, toaster-borne representation of yourself?
• CPU: 1 x Quad-Core i5 (because who needs less is more?)
• RAM: 16 GB DDR4 (for storing all those selfies)
• Storage: 512 GB SSD (because you never know when you'll need to store 100,000 selfies)
• Operating System: Selfie-OS 1.0 (beta)
• Selfie-Toaster Software: Developed by Steve himself, using a combination of Java, Python, and pure, unadulterated magic
• Selfie Algorithm: Advanced Deep Learning, powered by 100% pure speculation and a pinch of salt
View Software Features• Width: 10 inches
• Height: 15 inches
• Depth: 8 inches
Assemble your own Selfie Toaster 3000