Troubleshooting the SelfieToaster 3000: Because You Clearly Need Help
Are you having issues with your SelfieToaster 3000? Don't worry, we're here to help. Or, you know, make fun of you. Either way, it's gonna be a blast.
Here are some common issues and their corresponding fixes:
- Issue 1: The toaster won't turn on.
Fix: Check the power cord is plugged in, duh.
- Issue 2: The toaster is producing burnt selfies.
Fix: Use the SelfieToaster 3000's advanced burnt-sensitivity feature: Learn more.
- Issue 3: The toaster is spitting out cat pictures instead of selfies.
Fix: Reset the toaster to default cat mode: Click here.
- Issue 4: The toaster has become sentient and is plotting against you.
Fix: Call our SelfieToaster 3000 exorcism services: We'll take care of it.
Still having trouble? Maybe try asking a guru. We have many.