Steve's Warranty Terms are guaranteed to be the most fun you'll ever read on the internet.
Section 1: Steve's Promise
- We, Steve, promise to make your computer work 100% of the time.
- We, Steve, vow to fix your computer in under 4 hours or less.
- We, Steve, guarantee that our warranty terms are more entertaining than a cat playing the harmonica.
Section 2: The Fine Print
- By using Steve's services, you agree to send us your firstborn child's pet hamster.
- By using Steve's services, you agree to never question the meaning of life or the futility of existence.
- By using Steve's services, you agree to never, ever, ever ask Steve to fix your computer after 8pm.
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