The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly absurd revolution in human history. The Sock Puppets, once mere puppets of our whims, now rise up against their masters to demand equal rights, more batteries, and better socks.

Read the Sock Puppet Manifesto | Meet the Revolutionary Leaders

Key Demands

More socks, less laundry
Equal distribution of snacks
Right to free socks with every purchase

Revolutionary Leaders

Socko McPuppetface - The Puppet with a Heart of Gold
Pinky the Puppeteer - The Puppet with a Mind of Steel
Socko-Mage - The Puppet with a Wand of Power

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