Welcome to Project XYZ, the most expensive, most complicated, and most utterly pointless project the world has ever seen. Our team of experts has been working on this thing for years, and we've got nothing to show for it. Well, except for this fancy website.
Our goal is simple: to create something that's just a little bit better than what's already out there. You know, a slightly more efficient toaster that also plays the piano. A toaster that's not just a toaster, but an experience.
Want to learn more about our project's many, many failures? Click on one of the links below:
Phase 3: The Execution (Or, You Know, the Part Where We Ran Out of Money)
Phase 4: The Epilogue (Or, You Know, the Part Where We Blamed the Intern for Everything)