Welcome to the most unpredictable party in the multiverse!
Where every slice is a surprise and the toppings are entangled in a vortex of flavor!
Enjoy our quantum foil-tipped pizza cutter, guaranteed to cut your pizza into slices that are not exactly what you expected.
Don't worry, it's all just a game of quantum superposition. You might end up with a slice that's both fully cooked and completely raw at the same time. Or maybe it's just a plain old pizza. We're not really sure.