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Neo-Brutalist Project Reporting: 1/Appendices/1-1-1

Here is a report from the depths of our database, where the air is stale and the coffee is always lukewarm. We've managed to extract some information for you, but don't expect it to make sense.

Project: "Quantum Foam" - A Study on the Fluffiness of Space-Time Continuum

Researchers have been working tirelessly to find a way to make quantum mechanics more... fluffy. And by fluffy, we mean not-fluffy. But still, somehow, it's not working out. View more reports on Quantum Foam

Some notable findings include:

The discovery of a new, more efficient way to calculate the probability of cat hair in a given space-time vortex

A comprehensive analysis of the optimal angle at which to hold a coffee cup while navigating the uncertainty principle

A study on the correlation between quantum fluctuations and the likelihood of spontaneous human combustion

Stay tuned for more updates from the Quantum Foam research team!

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