It's not just about the numbers, it's about the people. Or is it? Our team's incompetence is a work of art in progress.
Other subappendices:
// This is the worst code ever
console.log("Oh no! The project is failing!");
// Don't worry, it's just a minor setback
console.log("We'll just pretend it's not happening");
// And pray for a miracle
console.log("Please, please, please make it work!");
Our team's incompetence is a work of art in progress.