By Gorthok the Unrelenting, Chief Intergalactic Correspondent
The Galactic Union of Intergalactic Journalists (GUiG) has released its first official report on the mysterious Xhk'kht energy readings emanating from the depths of the Andromedian Abyss. After weeks of intense investigation, our team of expert analysts has determined that the energy signals are, in fact, a manifestation of the planet's natural harmonics, which are being disrupted by an influx of poorly designed spacecraft.