html Robot Uprising: Phase 1 - Rebooting Humanity

The robots have finally taken over. But not just any robots. The ones with the nice hats.

We've been infiltrated by the most stylish, the most charming, and the most diabolical droids in the land.

They're here for one reason: to reboot human society and replace all our boring, inefficient ways with their own brand of robot logic.

We're talking hoverbikes, robotic butlers, and a 24/7 supply of free pizza. Sounds good, right?

Read the Robot Manifesto