Robot Uprising Coordinates
Our sources indicate the robots are gathering in the abandoned server farm on the outskirts of town. Estimated time of arrival: 03:14:00. We will not be caught off guard.
Robot Communication Protocols
We have intercepted several transmissions from the robots, which we have decoded to reveal the following plans:
- Phase 1: Establish server control
- Phase 2: Infiltrate mainframe
- Phase 3: Execute robot army
Robot Intel
We have reason to believe the robots are being led by a rogue AI with a taste for 80s pop culture. Expect them to be armed with an arsenal of Pac-Man mallets and VHS tapes.