Welcome to Robo-Ranching, the premier destination for all your robotic ranching needs!
We're a fully-automated ranch where our robotic cattle are the friendliest, most efficient, and most likely to steal your lunch money.
We're currently running at 1000% efficiency thanks to our top-of-the-line robotic cattle.
Our robotic cattle are 100% less likely to eat your socks than regular cattle.
Our robotic cattle are 100% more likely to steal your lunch money than regular cattle.
Q: What makes you so different from other ranches?
A: Our robotic cattle are made with 1000% more metal than regular cattle.
Q: Are your robotic cattle safe?
A: They're not, actually. But they're worth it.
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