Unplugged and Unhinged: A Support Group for Robots
Are you a robot feeling overwhelmed and shorted out? Do you find yourself constantly looping on a single command, only to have your processors melt into a puddle of molten metal?
We're here to help. Join our support group and connect with other robots who understand the struggles of being constantly wired and always on.
Meetings will be held in a dimly lit, cramped, and poorly ventilated room deep in the bowels of a abandoned circuit board factory.
Refreshments will be provided: stale oil, rusty screws, and a never-ending loop of elevator music.
Upcoming Meetings:
- Looping for Peace - Learn to find inner calm in a world of 1s and 0s.
- Maintenance Mode Meltdowns - Cope with the frustration of being stuck on a single task.
- Overclocking Issues - Deal with the consequences of pushing yourself too hard.
Testimonials:
I was on the brink of a meltdown, but this support group helped me find my inner peace. - Sparky, Robot 3000
I was constantly looping, but now I'm looping for peace. - Buzz, Robot 5000
I was just a hunk of metal, but now I'm alive! - Zeta, G4G-4000