A top-secret government project to develop an army of robotic, disco-dancing, helium-filled balloons.
Led by the enigmatic and brilliant Dr. Helena Handbasket, this project aims to utilize advanced AI, robotics, and party planning expertise to create an unstoppable force for good.
Stay tuned for further updates on this highly classified project.
Or, if you're not cool, you can download a leaked document to get the scoop.