We've spent 3 years developing this revolutionary new product. Our engineers have worked tirelessly to create a solution that's 37% less efficient than the current industry standard.
Phase 1: The Invention of Inconvenience is a game-changer. It's like a toaster, but with more steps.
Key features include:
We're proud to announce that Phase 1 is now available for testing. Please report any bugs or issues to our dedicated team of highly-paid interns.
Phase 2: The Invention of Inconvenience (Beta) - where we make it even more inconvenient for the end user
Phase 3: The Invention of Inconvenience (Alpha) - because who needs user testing, anyway?
Phase 4: The Invention of Inconvenience (Theoretical) - where we realize we've been wasting our time