Project 42: Where Innovation Meets Madness
A secret project so secretive, we can't tell you what it is, but trust us, it's a big deal.
Our Tech: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
A collection of tools we've assembled to create the most confusing, the most frustrating, and the most fascinating experience for our users.
- Python 2.0: Because 3.x is just so...mainstream.
- Java 8: For when you need to make your code look like it's from the 90s.
- Microsoft Excel: The perfect tool for data manipulation and soul crushing.
The People We Are
A group of individuals who are simultaneously geniuses and complete strangers to rationality.
- John: Our resident expert in things we don't understand.
- Jane: Our team lead who still thinks we're working on a project, not just browsing cat videos.
- Bob: Our intern who's just here for the free snacks.
The Problems We Solve (if we can)
A collection of issues we're pretending to tackle while secretly playing video games.
- The Mystery of the Missing Donuts: A case of corporate espionage?
- The Enigma of the Jammed Printer: A portal to another dimension?
- The Conundrum of the Stolen Lunches: A plot by our coworkers?