The Breakout Phase: Where It All Goes Wrong

Phase 1 of Project 42: The Great Breakout. A time of chaos and confusion. Our team is still trying to figure out what they're doing.

Our engineers are working overtime to fix the leaky faucet in the break room, but it's not going well. The water is everywhere.

Meanwhile, our marketing team is trying to come up with a new slogan: "Project 42: Phase 1 - Where the Fun Begins!" or "Project 42: Phase 1 - Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?"

Subphase 1a: The Great Leak Subphase 1b: The Slogan Debate

Phase 1 Stats:

Leaky Faucet Count: 4

Slogan Options: 2

Caffeine Consumption: High