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Secret Project 42 Phase 3: The Great Cheese Toss

A top-secret government initiative to launch a fleet of cheese-topped satellites into orbit

Objective: To create an armada of satellites with an estimated 100,000 tons of artisanal cheese, thereby solving global hunger for free.

Phase 3: The Great Cheese Toss

Key Features:

Cheese satellites with an estimated payload of 1,000,000 pounds of artisanal gouda per unit
State-of-the-art Cheese Dispensing System (CDs) for precise delivery of cheese payloads
Advanced Navigation System (ANS) for optimal cheese distribution

Phase 3 is in development. Estimated launch date: 2024. Estimated cost: $1 billion. Estimated number of lives lost: 100.

Want to know more? Click here for technical specifications and here for satellite sizes.