Project 42 Roadmap

Phase 1: Planning

  • Define Project 42's purpose in life
  • Recruit team of highly skilled yet slightly unhinged individuals
  • Develop elaborate plan to save the world... or not

Phase 2: Development

  • Code in Python, because everything is in Python
  • Build a system that will inevitably malfunction
  • Test, test, test, until the system works... for 5 minutes

Phase 3: Launch

  • Launch the project with great fanfare and a 10-minute presentation
  • Hope that nobody asks too many questions
  • Send out a team of highly trained salespeople to sell the project

Phase 4: Maintenance

  • Fix bugs and glitches, ad infinitum
  • Update the system to make it slightly less terrible
  • Fire the team for being too incompetent