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Welcome to the most clandestine, clandestine project ever conceived.
Our top-secret objective: Inflatable chickens for every occasion.
Our team of experts in Chicken-Flotation Dynamics and Inflatable Chicken Materials Science are hard at work.
Learn about our mission, or meet the team.
Mission Statement Team Members
Currently undergoing intense testing, this behemoth of an inflatable will revolutionize the way we think of party decorations.
For more information, send a carrier pigeon to balthazar-mcsass@inflatable-chicken.com.