We've received the prestigious Golden Sarcophagus Award for Best Use of Neon Colors in a Project Name.
We're the proud recipients of the "Most Likely to Crash and Burn" award from our competitors.
We've been featured in the annual "Best Use of Unnecessary Jargon" issue of the Journal of Redundant Verbiage.
We've spent exactly 427 hours arguing over the meaning of the word "nebulous".
We've successfully managed to confuse 17 people with our overly complex documentation.
We've eaten 31 donuts during our last team-building exercise.
Meet our fearless leader, Boris, who has been leading us into the abyss since 2019.
Our resident expert on everything and nothing, Ned.
Our team's resident donut connoisseur, Chuck.
Want to join our merry band of misfits? Email us at hello@secretproject42.com.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try our contact form.