Our Values

Code Redundancy

We believe that code repetition is not only acceptable but also desirable. Our engineers are encouraged to write code that is so long and so complex that it becomes a work of art.

Read more about Code Redundancy View an example of our codebase

Sarcasm

We value the art of saying one thing while meaning another. Our customer facing team is trained to be as polite as a librarian while secretly rolling their eyes.

Learn how to use sarcasm in your everyday life Read our guide on how to fake it till you make it

Procrastination

We believe that the best way to get things done is to put it off until the last possible moment. Our project managers are experts at finding creative ways to extend deadlines.

Read our guide on how to turn procrastination into a sport View our procrastination schedule