Secret Project X: Phase 1 Inception

We're not sure what we're doing, but it's gonna be big.

Our team of experts (and one guy who just showed up to grab a free donut) have been working tirelessly to create something truly remarkable.

Subphase A: The Wild Idea Subphase B: The Less-Wild Idea

Don't tell anyone, but we're secretly using AI to write this project's documentation. Shh.