Welcome to the infamous Phase 4 of Secret Project X, where sanity is optional. Our team has been working tirelessly to push the boundaries of what's considered acceptable in a research project.
We've managed to break 3 of the 5 toilets in the lab, and the remaining 2 are now serving as makeshift planters for our "test subjects".
But wait, it gets even weirder in Phase 5!, where we attempt to reanimate a 10 year old toaster using nothing but a toaster-oven, some twine, and a can of hairspray.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to navigate our Phase 3 "Experimental" Phase, where the phrase "Experimental" is used loosely.
Or, if you're just here for the free donuts, we have a Phase 2 "Snack" Phase where our "test subjects" will give you free donuts if you answer their existential crisis questions.
Or, you know, just go back to Phase 1 and pretend you never saw this.
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